Johnny says he doesn’t want a meme theme, but I know deep down he does, so I’m throwing him an e-bone.

My blog bio in ten bullet points or less:

  1. I have a degree in Criminal Justice, but have never done anything with it.  I have a fancy title with a cabinet manufacturing company.
  2. Will and I have been married 12-1/2 years.
  3. When we first got married, we didn’t think we wanted kids, but, when we changed out minds, it appears Karma and Mother Nature teamed up against us and said, “Bite us Beyotches.”  Oh, and I don’t like it when people tell me, “You might still get pregnant.”  I don’t like it at all.  You’re right. I might, but the chances are better that I won’t. And why do you even want to have that conversation with me?  I don’t get mad, angry or upset when others get pregnant.  I really do celebrate with them and for them.  Remember: I love being able to say I was able to celebrate my baby shower with beer 🙂
  4. Will deployed to Iraq in 2005 and had “boots on the ground” for 214 days.  Longest time he waited in line to call home: 8 hours.  Amount of I cried after that phone call: 20 minutes.
  5. Olivia was adopted from China in 2006.  (No, your eyes don’t deceive you…I’m white…very much so).
  6. I own a minivan and have since May.  I don’t care what Mar says, painting flames on it isn’t going to make it cool and Will was right…I aged ten years.
  7. Despite what some may see, I’m actually a pretty shy person and super self-conscious.  Close your jaws, I’m serious.
  8. I tear up when I hear our National Anthem.
  9. I think snark is a 6th sense that draws people together and keeps us close even when we’re miles and miles apart.
  10. I love blue jeans, peanut butter, cheese, cool weather and firmly believe toilet paper should go over, not under.

H/T Johnny…this was fun.