I hate dress shopping. How much? With a white hot passion studded with briquettes from hell.
I’m not a size 2 and I haven’t been since I emerged from the womb 36 years ago. Why is it when I am looking at dresses online, clearly on a website not even intended for a size 2, they still have them modeled by women Olivia’s size? Why?!?
And because I have this weird screen resolution thing going on I can’t reach the spellcheck icon to spell check in wordpress and I’m hopped up on meds so my sentences likely aren’t coherent. Aren’t you glad you have me for a friend today? I’m embracing the suck. With a diet cherry limeade and a box of Mike and Ikes.