I hate dress shopping.  How much?  With a white hot passion studded with briquettes from hell.

I’m not a size 2 and I haven’t been since I emerged from the womb 36 years ago.  Why is it when I am looking at dresses online, clearly on a website not even intended for a size 2, they still have them modeled by women Olivia’s size?  Why?!?

And because I have this weird screen resolution thing going on I can’t reach the spellcheck icon to spell check in wordpress and I’m hopped up on meds  so my sentences likely aren’t coherent.  Aren’t you glad you have me for a friend today?  I’m embracing the suck.  With a diet cherry limeade and a box of Mike and Ikes.

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