Me: Olivia, what do you want for Christmas from S*nta?
Olivia: Not much. Some new stickers. Maybe crayons. Oh, yeah. Coloring books.
Me: Stickers, crayons and coloring books. That sounds good.
Olivia: And a new computer. Mine’s not good enough.
Just so you know, she doesn’t have a computer. Not even a pretend one.