Me: Olivia, what do you want for Christmas from S*nta?

Olivia: Not much.  Some new stickers.  Maybe crayons.  Oh, yeah.  Coloring books.

Me: Stickers, crayons and coloring books.  That sounds good.

Olivia: And a new computer.  Mine’s not good enough.

Just so you know, she doesn’t have a computer.  Not even a pretend one.